Title: good boy
Fandom: EXO
Rating: hard r...?
Word Count: 1,026 words
Pairing: Sehun/Kyungsoo
Summary: Sehun has been a good boy.
Warnings: ...do you warn for dirty talk and collars...?
Notes: i apparently can’t write anything of substance anymore, it’s all porn. lily this is your fault.

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Title: My Lover's Gone
Fandom: EXO
Rating: G
Genre: um... not angst, but...
Word count: 1,268
Pairing: Kyungsoo/???
Summary: Kyungsoo wakes up to an open window and the taste of salt on his lips.
Notes: Title and concept from this song. Feel free to listen while you read. OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY TO BE DONE WITH RNG CAN YOU TELL CAN YOU FEEL MY ( Read more... )

Title: Panty Line
Fandom: EXO
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,530
Pairing: BaekTao, SeHo, ChanKai
Summary: To those in the know, EXO's maknae line has another name.
Notes: This is nothing but pure snarky banter! No sexy times here! I am sorry. Maybe next time.
Warnings: crossdressing! boys in women's lingerie! \o/

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Title: love your body
Fandom: EXO
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,770
Pairing: Baekhyun/Tao, Baekhyun/Chanyeol, tiny Tao/Sehun if you squint, Baekhyun-centric
Summary: Baekhyun leaves the gas station with more than just a full tank.
Notes: this is based off of christina aguilera’s music video for “your body” because that song and the video give me life. ( Read more... )

Title: baby doll
Fandom: EXO
Rating: nc-17...?
Genre: s...mut...?
Word Count: 1,399 words
Pairing: BaekTao
Summary: zitao has a secret. or rather, zitao had a secret.
Notes: i'm sorry for the lapslock (no i'm not i did most of this on my phone and thought it looked nice). i also have no excuse for how long it took me to finish this it's not even ( Read more... )

Title: i rollercoaster for you
Fandom: Super Junior
Rating: G
Genre: unmitigated fluff
Word count: 2,051 words
Pairing: QMi
Summary: The thing to do after grading finals is sleep for a week. Kyuhyun idly contemplated murder when he found that Zhou Mi had other plans. (He decided in the end that cleanup would be a bitch.)
Notes: It's still ( Read more... )

Title: all these things and the joys that they can bring
Fandom: TVXQ/BoA
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff
Word count: 1,968
Pairing: BoaHo
Summary: It's a really big day. Boa is finally back and Yunho clearly doesn't use a calendar.
Notes: Blame Lucy. I was minding my own business over breakfast and then she dumps this on me. Like I don't have other monster ( Read more... )

Title: Just Keep Swimming
Fandom: EXO
Rating: G
Genre: oh god crack
Word count: 1,517
Pairing: Kray/Krispy Lays
Summary: (AU) Wufan makes a mental note to definitely ban all movies from now on. Movies give Yixing ideas, and Yixing with ideas is dangerous.
Notes: JQ THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT WHY WHY WHY ( Read more... )

Title: gravidity
Fandom: SHINee
Rating: PG
Genre: “say crack again” “crack”
Word count: 3,779
Pairing: OnKey
Warnings: ridiculously improbable (and unexplained??) mpreg
Summary: Usually you remember how you got to be eight months pregnant. It usually also involves having less Y chromosome.
Notes: An, what have you done. Happy birthday ( Read more... )

Title: Maybe Next Time
Fandom: EXO
Rating: G
Genre: Fluff
Word count: 2,937
Pairing: LuKai
Summary: Luhan is fiscally forgetful but Jongin might be willing to make allowances.
Notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANI ALAJFBDKDJS SORRY IT'S SO LATE ( Read more... )